me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
sea-swept asked: HAHAHAH YOU HAVE TO DIET MY FUCKING ASSHOLE.... you're the skinniest little baby i know and i wuv you
Anonymous asked: I would go to prom with you if i could, but im pretty sure were in different states and im a year younger then you
Anonymous asked: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. you have to diet
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
sea-swept asked: lol lets never go back to school and float away to an island where its just me you and a lot of turtles and complain about our lives
sometimes i wonder what it would be like if i had an entirely different interest than art and was like really into and good at like soccer or singing or something … weirdness.
is wanting to be dropped off on an island far away...
sea-swept: I don’t think so lol im coming