me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
a rant of sorts.
so these past few days have been kind of eye opening, even just for the smallest reasons. nothing huge has happened to me but ive just been looking at things from a whole new perspective. Thinking back on this past year and the past few years of my life, I’ve spent a lot of time hating my family, hating this town, arguing with my mom, etc. I mean I’ve known my whole life that my family...
need to change my theme. blah.
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
That annoying moment when you fall in love with a...